August 13, 2015

Conversations with a 3 year old Volume

There have been some pretty comical conversations lately and I had to share them. The play-by-play will probably not do it justice, but it's the best I've got.  This isn't the best of the best, just the handful that I've remembered or have stopped to write down.

C:  I need another haircut.
Me:  Already? Why? Do you want it shorter?
C:  Look at it, it's so crazy!

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C:  If we leave the light on I can get up and go potty if I need to.
Me:  You're right, that's a good idea.
C:  Is our house made of straw or bricks?
Me:  Our house? Uh. It's made of bricks.
C:  No straws, like the ones in the drawer.

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Me:  Can you do this? (I curl my tongue like a taco)
C:  Look I can do it too, Mommy! (he copies and curls his tongue like a taco)
Me:  Did you know that Gobbie can't do that with her tongue?
C:  Yea, she needs to go to the doctor to get it fixed.

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C:  Only you and I can see the sun. Payton can't see the sun, he's not wearing sunglasses.

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C:  This could sharp you, Payton. Be careful.


Funny sounding words:  hangaburger, chepup, a'cado (as in avocado)

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