A muffin top is defined (in the present day sense) as not only the top of a muffin, but also when a chubby roll has exceeded someone's pants, and therefore looks as a muffin top would in the little paper wrappers. It is somewhat hard to describe in words, but in pictures -- wow does it get bad! I don't want this post to be rude to others, so I'm not going to display a bunch of people with bad muffin tops, or my own for that matter, but I'll just say that I'm in the muffin top stage of my pregnancy. Which is sort of ironic, since I don't even like muffins!
I'm in between and I feel as though if you look at me right now you're not seeing a baby bump, but instead you're seeing a pooch. It's definitely about time to go try on some maternity clothes, I know I'm just delaying the inevitable, but that's another step that's going to make this life inside of me one step closer to real. Right about now in my pitty party, Tim would say, "the whole not drinking for the last 4 months hasn't been real enough?"
It's ok...I know that Little B is worth it!
I'll take the muffin top if that's what I have to do but you better believe that this is the only reason I'm exploring this whole muffin-top-extravaganza! Next stop boys and girls is the full on pregger-belly!
I'll have to check my slang terms and see if there's something funny to describe that one; you know something much wittier than bun-in-the-oven. Who knows, tomorrow after eating some delicious Thanksgiving spread, it might be more of a cake top and less of a muffin top!
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